The Tales of My Friend that got Rejected

Let's call him, sad fatso.

Sad Fatso liked an asian girl. He would have wet dreams of her every night. Sad fatso got rejected by her. Sad fatso stalked asian girl. Asian girl cried. Russian spy told him to stop masturbaiting to her. UwUU fell in love with a different asian girl. Will history repeat itself?

Just to let you guys know, yes, history did repeat itself.