The land of Balkanos

In the last episode; when the king from the House of Croat died, House of Croat and House of Bosniak allied and with the help of black magic seceded their kingdoms from the rest. Killing many civilians along the way to show power. House of Serb sent one of theirs to take the crown and try restore order, but it was too late, the magic already spread enough to create zombies.

House of Slovene and House of Macedon were given freedom as well, so they can fight alone against the zombie horde.

House of Montenigger, old and powerful naval kingdom, still figuring out how to build ships.

House of Alban is a well known realm where families have many children, and their kingdom is very populous. They don't miss a chance and use their numbers to gain more territory, attacking House of Serb. They fail when House Serb dispatch an army, but House of Alban doesn't lose spirit, they attack again, only this time with the help of black magic, and they win, but with the victory comes the price... thousands of living dead roaming across the land of Balkanos.

If there weren'ta Serb bias in the thread it'd have been funnier but good enough I guess.

Napisano przez Zephyrusu, 30.07.2017 at 12:53

If there weren'ta Serb bias in the thread it'd have been funnier

Crownlands: Serbia
Stormlands: Montenegro
Iron Islands: Kosovo
Dorne: FYROM
The North: Croatia
Riverlands: Bosnia
The Night's Watch: Slovenia
Westerlands: Sprska
Reach: No appropriate equivalent, maybe Albania? Meh who cares about the Reach anyway.

Napisano przez Zephyrusu, 31.07.2017 at 07:19

Crownlands: Serbia
Stormlands: Montenegro
Iron Islands: Kosovo
Dorne: FYROM
The North: Croatia
Riverlands: Bosnia
The Night's Watch: Slovenia
Westerlands: Sprska
Reach: No appropriate equivalent, maybe Albania? Meh who cares about the Reach anyway.

(Do not read if not seen S7E3 of GoT)


REACH IS GOOD FOR PAYING DEBT. MACEDONIA = REACH, CROWNLANDS = GREECE. GREECE INVADE MACEDONIA AND STEAL SHEKELS TO PAY OFF DEBT TO EU (IRON BANK)



Edit: Westerlands: Sprska....What is Sprska?

Napisano przez Darth., 31.07.2017 at 07:34

Westerlands: Sprska....What is Sprska?

Bosnia in Serbian but also the autonomous Serbian part of Bosnia

Napisano przez Zephyrusu, 31.07.2017 at 07:19

Crownlands: Serbia
Stormlands: Montenegro
Iron Islands: Kosovo
Dorne: FYROM
The North: Croatia
Riverlands: Bosnia
The Night's Watch: Slovenia
Westerlands: Sprska
Reach: No appropriate equivalent, maybe Albania? Meh who cares about the Reach anyway.

better
Reach: Serbia
dorne: Greece
riverlands: bosnia
westerlands:slovenia
crownlands: Macedonia
the vale: Croatia
stormlands: Montenegro

Napisano przez 4nic, 31.07.2017 at 08:01

better
Reach: Serbia
dorne: Greece
riverlands: bosnia
westerlands:slovenia
crownlands: Macedonia
the vale: Croatia
stormlands: Montenegro

Westerlands are relevant, Slovenia isn't, so no, and why would Macedonia be the Crownlands? It makes no sense.

Napisano przez Zephyrusu, 31.07.2017 at 08:27

Napisano przez 4nic, 31.07.2017 at 08:01

better
Reach: Serbia
dorne: Greece
riverlands: bosnia
westerlands:slovenia
crownlands: Macedonia
the vale: Croatia
stormlands: Montenegro

Westerlands are relevant, Slovenia isn't, so no, and why would Macedonia be the Crownlands? It makes no sense.

Macedonia is in the center of the Balkans,and always disputed..just like the iron throne
Slovenia is the richest of all former Yugoslav countries so its like westerlands

I think albania is the best nation in the world.

Napisano przez Zephyrusu, 31.07.2017 at 07:46

Napisano przez Darth., 31.07.2017 at 07:34

Westerlands: Sprska....What is Sprska?

Bosnia in Serbian but also the autonomous Serbian part of Bosnia

It's not Bosnia in Serbian... Bosnia is part of Bosnia and Herzegovina. And it's called Bosnia in any language and there live Croats, Serbs and muslims.
But in a country called Bosnia and Herzegovina there is the autonomous Serbian part of Bosnia and Herzegovina (called R.Srpska) + there is Herzegovina, a Croatian part of Bosnia and Herzegovina which will become the autonomous Croatian part of BiH.

Wtf balkan politics are so confusing. No wonder they all hate each other, just thinking about them is giving me a headache.

Napisano przez Croat, 31.07.2017 at 11:22

Napisano przez Zephyrusu, 31.07.2017 at 07:46

Napisano przez Darth., 31.07.2017 at 07:34

Westerlands: Sprska....What is Sprska?

Bosnia in Serbian but also the autonomous Serbian part of Bosnia

It's not Bosnia in Serbian... Bosnia is part of Bosnia and Herzegovina. And it's called Bosnia in any language and there live Croats, Serbs and muslims.
But in a country called Bosnia and Herzegovina there is the autonomous Serbian part of Bosnia and Herzegovina (called R.Srpska) + there is Herzegovina, a Croatian part of Bosnia and Herzegovina which will become the autonomous Croatian part of BiH.

soooooo basicaly In Bosnia and Herzegovina there are two autonomous regions from two different countries????????

Napisano przez Cheerfultitanic, 31.07.2017 at 11:59

Napisano przez Croat, 31.07.2017 at 11:22

Napisano przez Zephyrusu, 31.07.2017 at 07:46

Napisano przez Darth., 31.07.2017 at 07:34

Westerlands: Sprska....What is Sprska?

Bosnia in Serbian but also the autonomous Serbian part of Bosnia

It's not Bosnia in Serbian... Bosnia is part of Bosnia and Herzegovina. And it's called Bosnia in any language and there live Croats, Serbs and muslims.
But in a country called Bosnia and Herzegovina there is the autonomous Serbian part of Bosnia and Herzegovina (called R.Srpska) + there is Herzegovina, a Croatian part of Bosnia and Herzegovina which will become the autonomous Croatian part of BiH.

soooooo basicaly In Bosnia and Herzegovina there are two autonomous regions from two different countries????????

One republic(serbian) and the other is federation of cantons. I think cantons copied Switzerland.



Muslims and Croatians tried to separate, Serbian part wanted to remain with Serbians, so war started, Serbians conquered 75% of Bosnia and then US liberal democratic bombing forced them to sign peace treaty and shrink to 50% of Bosnia [white lines are current borders of serbian republic, purple is the conquest and where majority serbians live]

Napisano przez Darth., 31.07.2017 at 11:35

Wtf balkan politics are so confusing. No wonder they all hate each other, just thinking about them is giving me a headache.

Not any different from South Asian where Pakistan, Kashmir, India, Bangladesh fight for 60 years. Balkan is in conflict in the past 20 atleast.

Serbians are alot like Indians when i think of it, passive, allowing muslims and aliens on their territory, then that backclash in the future.

How fucking many lies in only two Tito's posts...

Balkan flame war begins !

Napisano przez Skanderbeg, 31.07.2017 at 12:34

Napisano przez Darth., 31.07.2017 at 11:35

Wtf balkan politics are so confusing. No wonder they all hate each other, just thinking about them is giving me a headache.

Not any different from South Asian where Pakistan, Kashmir, India, Bangladesh fight for 60 years. Balkan is in conflict in the past 20 atleast.

Serbians are alot like Indians when i think of it, passive, allowing muslims and aliens on their territory, then that backclash in the future.

Lol the whole point of India is a union of cultures and religions. Like seriously we have 22 National languages what more proof do you want

Napisano przez Darth., 01.08.2017 at 00:58

Like seriously we have 22 National languages what more proof do you want

About 20% of Indians speak languages completely unrelated to the other 80% too XD

Napisano przez Darth., 01.08.2017 at 00:58

Napisano przez Skanderbeg, 31.07.2017 at 12:34

Napisano przez Darth., 31.07.2017 at 11:35

Wtf balkan politics are so confusing. No wonder they all hate each other, just thinking about them is giving me a headache.

Not any different from South Asian where Pakistan, Kashmir, India, Bangladesh fight for 60 years. Balkan is in conflict in the past 20 atleast.

Serbians are alot like Indians when i think of it, passive, allowing muslims and aliens on their territory, then that backclash in the future.

Lol the whole point of India is a union of cultures and religions. Like seriously we have 22 National languages what more proof do you want

And i see how that works for you; half of population pooping on the streets, rape, ethnic wars, poverty.

Either you rule with iron fist using violence, or you rule with money, there is no other way for 20 ethnic groups to live peacefully side-by-side. That is not something we desire for, but plain reality.

Napisano przez Croat, 31.07.2017 at 11:22

Napisano przez Zephyrusu, 31.07.2017 at 07:46

Napisano przez Darth., 31.07.2017 at 07:34

Westerlands: Sprska....What is Sprska?

Bosnia in Serbian but also the autonomous Serbian part of Bosnia

It's not Bosnia in Serbian... Bosnia is part of Bosnia and Herzegovina. And it's called Bosnia in any language and there live Croats, Serbs and muslims.
But in a country called Bosnia and Herzegovina there is the autonomous Serbian part of Bosnia and Herzegovina (called R.Srpska) + there is Herzegovina, a Croatian part of Bosnia and Herzegovina which will become the autonomous Croatian part of BiH.

One lie and one dream, gg.