D-GenX is currently home to 5 active non-prem lowranks. Please help them get premium while the sale is currently ongoing so they can play atwar with premium. It will be nice for the community that we have 5 more players with premium who are active. Let's work together as one unit this holiday season and help these lowranks get premium! Each person will need 3349 pcs to buy lifetime premium and you can send them pcs via going to their account profile.
For commercial reasons this will be my last troll/shit post.
[Intro]
Psst, I see IHY farming lowranks
(lil ouch on the beat, ho)
[Verse 1]
Ayy, lil ouch on the beat, ho
IHY clan warring, he a free throw
IHY down, call a lowrank, tell him, "Breathe, bro"
Nail him to the cross, he walk around like a dueler
What's up with IHY farming lowranks for elo, tryna get a duel trophy?
The game can hate me, but fuck'em I'll still cook you
How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options
I'm finna pass on this body, I'm like Croat taking away your elo
I'm gonna beat your ass and hide the Torah if Yahweh watchin'
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show IHY that I'm a
Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that'll up the score with you
Duel or cw you, whole time, I know you got some hoe in you
Pole on him, extort shit, bully him in Discord
Say, IHY, I hear you like 'em young
You better not ever go to the beginners lobby
To any player that talk to him and they playing
Just make sure you hide your lowrank from him
They tell me XIT the only one that get your hand-me-downs
And farming and dodging you both playin' with your nose now
But IHY got a weird case, why is he around?
Certified Seasoned Dueler? Certified Lowrank Farmer Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Temp, fuck him up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff
Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?
Tryna play a duel and the opponent is probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[Chorus]
He's not like us, he's not like us, he's not like us
He's not like us, he's not like us, he's not like us
[Verse 2]
You think the AW community gon' let you farm for duel trophies, nigga?
I think that these screenshots gon' be your last chance, nigga
Did you forget these, I don't know why you still pretendin'
What is the wolf? you a pussy nigga and really a small poodle, go
The game not dumb
Shape the stories how you want, hey, IHY, they're not slow
Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise
Ain't that somethin'? I_H_Y stands for I Have Yeast Infection and thats only possible cause you a pussy
Ain't no cw for you, boy, you ball boy, fetch Gatorade for Palmitas and Khauman or somethin'
Wait since last week, Palmitas and Khauman kicked this bitch from their clan
You'll get a wedgie IHY, be flipped over your boxers
What Bla stand for? "Bitch Lazy Ass"? Pussy
Nigga better straighten they posture, too lazy to duel highranks, but will farm lowranks, pussy
Might write this for the lowranks, tell the elo farmer quit hidin'
Fuck words, want action, no accident
And I'm hands-on, he fuck around, get polished
Fucked on Palm while he kicked you from the clan, that's embarrassin'
Then make his own clan then dodge cw like a bitch, we got your clanmate waitin'
I'm glad Palmitas kicked you from your home, y'all didn't need him
From Djibouti down to D-genx, nigga got kicked from two clans (multiple times)
And your homeboy doesn't like you, you're a predator movin' towards lowranks
That name gotta be registered and placed in the beginners lobby
You lean on niggas like they your friends or somethin'
Yeah, it's all eyes on you, and I'ma send it up to staff, ayy
Put a good label on you, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy
Sweet Chin Music and I won't pass the aux, ayy
How many members do you really have in your clan? Ayy
One, two, three, four, five, plus five more lowranks, ayy
IHY is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy
Freaky-ass niggas need to stay they ass inside, ayy
Roll your ass up like a fresh pack of 'za, ayy
AW community is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy
[Chorus]
He's not like us, he's not like us, he's not like us
He's not like us, he's not like us, he's not like us
[Verse 3]
Once upon a time, you had nothing, no duel trophies, callin' us pros
Homie then doubled down on duel trophies when the game went inactive, callin' us noobs
Elo farming was the path you took, buildin' railroads and trains
Bear with me for a second, let me put you on game
The real duelers was usin' you for elo farm to make 'em richer
Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda
You run to dueling when you need to feed your fragile ego
Let me break it down for you, this the real dueler challenge
You called Palmitas when you didn't have a clan (Ayy, what?)
Khauman helped you get your skills up (What?)
Dominoz gave you false confidence
Lion made you feel like you belonged with us (Ayy, what?)
Lev said you can be from Djibouti Legion (What?)
Waffel say you good, but he lied
You run to elo farming when you need a few elo points
No, you not a seasoned dueler, you a fuckin' elo farmer
The family matter and the truth of the matter
It was God's plan to show you're the liar
[Bridge]
Mm
Mm-mm
He a farmer, he a fan, he a farmer (Mm)
He a farmer, he a farmer, he a
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God
Hey, hey, hey, hey, keep him out of voicecall
Hey, hey, hey, hey, keep him away from Sascha
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God
Hey, hey, hey, hey, keep him out of voicecall
Hey, hey, hey, hey, keep him away from Sascha
Let me hear you say, "IHY sucks" (IHY sucks)
Say, "IHY sucks" (IHY sucks)
Then step this way, step that way
Then step this way, step that way
[Outro]
Is Insurrection banned? (nah)
Why use a banned strat? (against a rank 6 too?)
Then step this way, step that way
Then step this way, step that way
Https://atwar-game.com/games/?link=5828402289
https://prnt.sc/flzlgQp8cSFu
I also found Santa there, Merry Christmas!
Also, Dave, can you please put winter icons on sale in ProtoShop this Christmas? ^^
Game is dead but staff team is even worse. We have a bug abuser and hacker as head supporter. We have the nerd Luciferstar as supporter and the ultra nerd Lelouch as mod. They don't rly do anything useful for the game (no offense luci, full offense pavle and lelouch). Only the great G Sascha has been carrying the game lately. Player base is quite small and dead, but you can't have one man running and managing the game on his own. Maybe if we had one more useful mod and some more supporters we could hold more community events and other stuff that could help the game thrive and be better than it is right now. I know I wrote this in my troll language but my suggestion is serious so please consider it.
I can't believe my eyes. You guys actually want MORE staff?
I remember not too long ago people saying we had too much staff!
Just want to make sure I'm not hallucinating
Most staff are inactive, it's basically Sascha alone moderating the game at this point... Pavle is also the only active supporter... for example i would love to be supporter just to host pc drops and stuff, since they are basically not hosted anymore. Pavle hosted one like 2 months ago for the first time in some time and thats the most recent one
Game is dead but staff team is even worse. We have a bug abuser and hacker as head supporter. We have the nerd Luciferstar as supporter and the ultra nerd Lelouch as mod. They don't rly do anything useful for the game (no offense luci, full offense pavle and lelouch). Only the great G Sascha has been carrying the game lately. Player base is quite small and dead, but you can't have one man running and managing the game on his own. Maybe if we had one more useful mod and some more supporters we could hold more community events and other stuff that could help the game thrive and be better than it is right now. I know I wrote this in my troll language but my suggestion is serious so please consider it.
I can't believe my eyes. You guys actually want MORE staff?
I remember not too long ago people saying we had too much staff!
Just want to make sure I'm not hallucinating
Temp is an inclusive player in our community, originally from the autism community, so please disregard his opinion.
Game is dead but staff team is even worse. We have a bug abuser and hacker as head supporter. We have the nerd Luciferstar as supporter and the ultra nerd Lelouch as mod. They don't rly do anything useful for the game (no offense luci, full offense pavle and lelouch). Only the great G Sascha has been carrying the game lately. Player base is quite small and dead, but you can't have one man running and managing the game on his own. Maybe if we had one more useful mod and some more supporters we could hold more community events and other stuff that could help the game thrive and be better than it is right now. I know I wrote this in my troll language but my suggestion is serious so please consider it.
I can't believe my eyes. You guys actually want MORE staff?
I remember not too long ago people saying we had too much staff!
Hello everyone and welcome to the second game in the Super Real World game series. There are two (2) changes from game one (1). The first change is the number of allies, which is now set at two (2). The second change is the minimum rank for players, which is now set at six (6). Once again, thanks to the game creator for allowing us play his game.
2. Game Protocols
Please observe the following game rules:
1. Always be considerate of other players. Unsportsmanlike conduct will not be tolerated.
2. Avoid criticisms of other players. If unclear as to why, re-read rule #1.
3. Do not leave a game by timing out. If you have lost the game, surrender.
4. Take your turn in a timely manner. Don't be the last player to take your turn every turn.
3. Settings
• Starting funds are $50,000
• Capture the enemy capital and hold it for two (2) turns
• Maximum number of initial territories that can be selected is one (1)
• Maximum number of allies is two (2)
• Maximum number of players is fifteen (15)
• Maximum number of turns is two hundred (200)
• Minimum rank is six (6)
• Turn duration is forty-eight (48) hours
• Allow joining until turn three (3)
• Game rules changes require unanimous consent
4. Player's Invitation List
The Player's Invitation List is managed as follows:
You will be added to the Player's Invitation List if:
• You are a new coalition member.
• You have joined a coalition game (applies to both coalition and non-coalition players).
You will be removed from the Player's Invitation List if:
• You have been inactive in atWar for 10 days or longer as of the game date.
• You request to be removed. All requests are final. No dithering please.
• You have been banned from coalition games.
• Niki Coalition Leaders and Officers are de facto members of the Player's Invitation List.
5. About Niki
Niki is the largest atWar coalition and one of the only coalitions in atWar that specializes in casual gaming. Take your game to the next level. For more information on how to join, contact myself or any of the coalition Leaders or Officers. Niki, the coalition of choice for casual gamers.
Game is dead but staff team is even worse. We have a bug abuser and hacker as head supporter. We have the nerd Luciferstar as supporter and the ultra nerd Lelouch as mod. They don't rly do anything useful for the game (no offense luci, full offense pavle and lelouch). Only the great G Sascha has been carrying the game lately. Player base is quite small and dead, but you can't have one man running and managing the game on his own. Maybe if we had one more useful mod and some more supporters we could hold more community events and other stuff that could help the game thrive and be better than it is right now. I know I wrote this in my troll language but my suggestion is serious so please consider it.
I can't believe my eyes. You guys actually want MORE staff?
I remember not too long ago people saying we had too much staff!